A shnoozee (also shnoozy or shnoozey) is a male person who is over 30 years old and still living in his parents small house where he gets food and stuff for free. His mother sings the 'old mac donalds had a farm' song every night and he falls asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.
His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.
It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.
His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.
It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
Shnoozee: I gotta go home. It's 10 p.m. and I couldn't get my parents on the phone to let them know where I am and when I come home.
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
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A derogatory term for a slummy African-American ghetto. Probably dates from the early 20th century or before.
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Several species of shnoozums exist today. The rare, highly sought after "Shnoozadook" is thought to be the most cat-like of the shnoozums. They are also by far the most intelligent, learning how to mimic genuine cats by meowing, and making a noise that sounds similar to purring, but is anatomically a completely different process. It is true that once a shnoozums chooses your dwelling there's no getting rid of it. Shnoozums were once hunters that took care of insects and smaller rodents but today are known for their incredibly refined pallets. After domestication the shnoozums grew accustomed to eating cooked foods and are famous for their insatiable appetite for fine cheeses and exotic seafood dishes. Eating these cooked foods (particularly seafood) can account for the development of higher intelligence in the species.
Several species of shnoozums exist today. The rare, highly sought after "Shnoozadook" is thought to be the most cat-like of the shnoozums. They are also by far the most intelligent, learning how to mimic genuine cats by meowing, and making a noise that sounds similar to purring, but is anatomically a completely different process. It is true that once a shnoozums chooses your dwelling there's no getting rid of it. Shnoozums were once hunters that took care of insects and smaller rodents but today are known for their incredibly refined pallets. After domestication the shnoozums grew accustomed to eating cooked foods and are famous for their insatiable appetite for fine cheeses and exotic seafood dishes. Eating these cooked foods (particularly seafood) can account for the development of higher intelligence in the species.
That rat is exceptionally fluffy, I think its a shnoozums
All the cheese is gone, I think there's a shnoozums in the apartment.
Girlfriend- "There's a shnoozums in the basement. Try to lure it out with some pan seared tilapia and locatelli romano."
Boyfriend- "Already tried, there's no use. Once you have a shnoozums there's no getting rid of it."
Girlfriend-"Ahh this one must be a Shnoozadook"
Upon bringing my "cat" to the vet, a fecal sample revealed that it was in fact a shnoozums.
All the cheese is gone, I think there's a shnoozums in the apartment.
Girlfriend- "There's a shnoozums in the basement. Try to lure it out with some pan seared tilapia and locatelli romano."
Boyfriend- "Already tried, there's no use. Once you have a shnoozums there's no getting rid of it."
Girlfriend-"Ahh this one must be a Shnoozadook"
Upon bringing my "cat" to the vet, a fecal sample revealed that it was in fact a shnoozums.
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Get the Snigga Snoo mug.(v)1.A way to comunicate to your partner that you want to go sneak somewhere private to have sex. Normally used in front of your parents or grandparents in normal everyday conversation so they don't understand your true intentions of the word. Thus confuseing them and they look at you like your crazy but it's right under there noses.
2. Amazonian language from futurama word to initiate sex.
3.To make Fuck.
Can also be followed with guzunga which means I want to touch your tities. (from the movie Encino Man) And or Ugh which is caveman languange for fuck.
2. Amazonian language from futurama word to initiate sex.
3.To make Fuck.
Can also be followed with guzunga which means I want to touch your tities. (from the movie Encino Man) And or Ugh which is caveman languange for fuck.
Sentence:Snoo snoo guzunga ugh snoo snoo.
Translation: I want to have sex and touch your titties. Fuck I wanna fuck.
Translation: I want to have sex and touch your titties. Fuck I wanna fuck.
by dotdot650 February 21, 2013
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