Subway Bombing

the act of letting a smelly fart go in a doorway before a large group leaves and/or enters

Because Kyle had eaten a wide variety of foods including broccoli, chili, and beef jerky, he felt that it was an oppurtune moment for a Subway Bombing before the bell rang.

by RoneDiddy June 14, 2009

Subway Shakes

A term used to describe the sudden stalling of a customer's fast food order due to fear or anxiety.

J-Piz: Hear about nervous Nigel?
D-Pow: Nah, what was it this time?
J-Piz: He froze when they asked if he wanted his sub "toasted"
D-Pow: Man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.

by A-Riz March 18, 2009

subway surf

To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.

Rather than sit next to the homeless man, Joe opted to subway surf.

by Marlo W. May 14, 2008

subway slut

a dirty ghetto slut who does not get off on average cocks, so she needs to be filled with footlong hoagie sized cocks

dude my cock wasn't enough for her because shes just hungry for the subway sized cocks ramming her...watta subway slut

by elcrazyloco696 November 4, 2012

Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.

Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.

by Iamfree November 14, 2014

subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.

“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”

by applejuice25 November 30, 2019

Subway Seat

Silly goofy gay character from the object show HFJONE! Voiced by TopHatTheHat.

Subway Seat: I don't understand that.

by Dandelogan August 28, 2022