Eternal suffering and this guy go hand-in-hand, seriously, someone needs to give him a proper happy ending; great guy tho
Subaru has a great sense of humor 🌞
by StraightOuttaAzkaban January 20, 2022
Get the Subarumug. by owi1kanobii25 June 22, 2022
Get the 2021 subaru imprezamug. Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
Get the The Subaru Fallacymug. Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
by Alpino February 1, 2023
Get the Subarumug. 
When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!
"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."
"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
by Nived67 January 27, 2020
Get the Subaru Brain Diseasemug. When two guys scissors butthole to butthole. So, their penis’s can stand erect next to each other. They then put condoms on so there’s no penis to penis contact. A woman then use a number 64 rubber band to join them together so she can insert them both into her vagina. A form of double penetration she can more comfortably control because she’ll be on top, in control riding the two penis’s at the same time.
by Fasho Fasho March 7, 2024
Get the Subaru Vestmug.