Strawberry Weed

Also known as: Strawberry Cough, Strawberry Smooth

70% Sativa
30% Indica

A strain of weed that, despite having nothing to do with the strawberry plant itself, tastes/smells of berries, prompting the name strawberry weed.

"Woaaaah, strawberry weed, it looks like weed but it tastes like strawberries. Duuuuude."

by theskyisfallingdown April 18, 2010

Strawberries are red get over it

This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.

A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!

by Itellthetruthpeeps July 18, 2019

Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015

Strawberry Milk Shake

Is when a woman starts her period while having unprotected intercourse. After the man finishes inside her the resultant excrement is known as the strawberry milk shake.

Pittman never paid for the sex but he did give her the strawberry milk shake. She left it in the sink for him..

by F 1 B 3 R September 9, 2010

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Strawberry Shortcake revenge

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night

by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009

Strawberry Minimilk

To pull out of a vagina and find your shaft covered in blood.

Gino '' are you jammy? i want a Strawberry Minimilk ''
Verity '' not again , vanilla or chocolate , no strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011