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Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
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Straightnerise

Another use of the word “Straightner”, ‘Straightner’ meaning to have a fight and is commonly used in the Liverpool region.
You use the the word “Straightnerise” when offering someone out for a fight to settle beef.
Lad 1- “Oi dickhead, i shagged your ma yer know”
Lad 2-“Wot then ye twat, I will fuckn straightnerise you kid”
Lad 1-“cmed yer cunt lets have it
by Shagdurmakid June 13, 2021
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Straightified

When Straight people feel left out and make something gay into a straight thing because they need attention. Oh mi oh my
"Have you watched the romantic gay love story show I told you about?"

"Yeah! I relate to it but you know, in a straight way aha."

he straightified that show
by coomlover April 30, 2022
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Straightener

When a man wants to have a free end watch him fuck his own mother.
Oi help me with a straightener
by Boooottyyclapper July 30, 2022
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Straightification

the phenomenon that something traditionaly gay is or has been claimed by the straights and them inserting their values like male domination, female submition, and other heteronormative cis shit
Hey, did you hear about r/twinksinstraightp*rn?

Ewww no, the straightification oftwinks is getting out of hand, the avrage straight person doesn't even know *what* a twink is!
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Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.
"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)
by Tough guy666 April 18, 2024
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