scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 24, 2006

Stiff Nips

A term used to describe nipples when they get hard, or 'stiff'.
This is normally caused due to cold weather or if you are turned on.

1: It's so cold.
2: I know, I've got stiff nips.
1: Same!

by DeeJayy Coco Cee March 11, 2008

Stiff Bishop

A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.

See also Bopping the Bishop.

After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

A Stiff Right

A Stiff Arm Jab To Someone Else's Face. Usually Given Out By The Slack Man

U Want A Stiff Right, Cos Il Send You On.

by Daniel Johnson64 February 13, 2007

Stiff Cheese

A New Zealand expression meaning "tough luck"

So yoru car won't start, that's just stiff cheese.

by greg saunders January 19, 2004

stiff tongue

to curl your tongue into a u-shape making it stiff and then tongue punching someones shithole, atleast reaching 2.5cm into said shit cavity.....not to be confused with a swipe over.

he threw my legs up in the air and stiff tongued me, all i could say was 'OH WOW'

by lurboe September 18, 2014

Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

by Reaalme February 13, 2018