flaming stewart

the exact moment when you throw up and shit yourself at the same time, usually happens when you drink margaritas and eat school sour cream,

damn dude at this party this weekend i had a flaming stewart, dude thats not cool, not cool at all

by Villiam November 2, 2006

sewer pickle

The titanic of the toilet!! Big over sized turd, held together with Ass Jell-O, corn chunks and fibers, as if was a male sporting its feathers to make you stare at its beauty. The most dominating of the turd family. This turd is by design hard to choke down the toilet and sometimes needs a “coat hanger” to break it up before the big sewer trip

OMG!!! Who shanked the big turd? That’s not a turd sweet heart, that's a Sewer Pickle. This is sure to get you some attention from the wife, a high five and a big congrats among friends

by The Tain April 19, 2006

Sewer Steak

Resembling mashed together modeling clay. The firmest member of the fecal family. Most often identified with having to be broken with a ruler or stick to properly dispose of. Known for it's painful, rectal stretching properties. Distinguished by its mottled color, similar to a marblized, aged uncooked steak. Brought on by an high fat, "tavern diet".

"after three hours at the bar, eating cheese curds, beer and that double cheeseburger, I went home and left a nasty Sewer Steak....."

"I hate it when Bob comes over.....he always leaves a Sewer Steak floating in the bowl."

by monkey76 October 13, 2009

Sewer Kid

Someone who does not shower for days on end and/or does not wear deodorant ever. They will then most deffinately smell like the sewer.

Man, did you smell Adam? He smells like a Sewer Kid.

by That kid who does that stuff May 3, 2010

sewer butt

The term used when you have excessive gas and/or bowel movements that smells like raw sewage.

Man I have such a sewer butt I can't stop farting and shiting!!!
Guy 1 : damn you stink!!!
Guy 2 : sorry I have a bad case of the sewer butt!!!

by T.Pruitt January 15, 2015

sewer rep

One who has the social graces of a mule,and the personality of a wet mop who works in customer service who clearly should not be ;and/or a shitty customer service rep

That guys a car salesman,...yeah whatever. Hes a fuckin sewer rep!

by UNITED WRIOT February 20, 2015

Sewer Snake

A windy shit that looks like a snake that gets flushed into the public sewer system

Will Meeks: Look at this shit, Mike!
Mike King: Wow, bro, thats a nice sewer snake you gonna flush! Take a pic of that one.

by The Poop Goblin May 2, 2018