Getting your steps in

Jarking off or maturbating. Based on the fact that you have a watch that says how many steps you have and if you sake it like you are jacking off your steps go up.

A days not complete without getting your steps in.

by Littleoldladywho June 21, 2016

Easy Steps to Avoid Pro-Lifers

1. No sex at all
2. Safe sex- condoms, birth control, the shot, etc.
3. Give the baby up for adoption when you have it.

by Soltar October 21, 2003

steupidity

noun. Any new law emananating from Brussels. Can also be used as an adjective (steupid) to describe such laws, or items to which the law applies.

1. Have you heard the latest Brussels steupidity? They want to ban light bulbs.

2. Is that a steupid banana? No, it's not bent enough.

by noncompus mentus March 12, 2007

the coco steps

"the coco steps" are the steps of a prude person, or coco. 1st base is saying "hi", second base is touching someone anywhere with cloths on, third base is touching someones face, a homerun is holding hands, and getting a hug is a walk off grand slam.

dude i got to 1st with my mom the other day!

by your mom April 30, 2004

3 Steps

Not for gals to no!!!! if u no boyz den used them well, if u dnt ure a muderfucker gay hoe

use the 3 steps wisely

by CHIEF July 17, 2003

Steps to that

Affirmative agreement to a statement

Person A:"this song is sh*t!"
Person B:"steps to that!"

by Xaeroth October 8, 2007

Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.

Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."

by Rknep May 28, 2010