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Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.
Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.
by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021
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Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.
This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.
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Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders

Prognosis with the pro instead of con!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!

A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!
'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'
by TranslogicMultisonance March 2, 2023
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Statist

Racist… but against a state.
You’re a statist.
by Grandma_Seven_Hips January 23, 2024
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statist

A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.
When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.
by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022
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Statist

Judging peoples personality based off the state they live in
Hotdog stand owner in NY turns down a man from Texas because of his accent
The Texas man says "your a statist"
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baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015
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