also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.
by vijekoon October 16, 2005
Get the statistics mug.A sadistic person is one who gets pleasure from the pain and misery of a human being.
It's actually quite strange. Speaking from experience, sadistic pleasure is the most euphoric pleasure you can get sexually. Honestly, there's nothing more satisfying, if you are in the right mood, than seeing the horrendous suffering and humiliation of a victim. It will make you feel like god. Like in control. It will make you taste the victim's blood, and it's sooooo sweet! After being accommodated with sadism, no typical porn can even satisfy you. Regular sex is sometimes just not strong enough. You'll want to tear the pretty girl apart!
WARNING: Sadism is an EXTREMELY dangerous practice to engage. If you don't have enough control over your mind, it can draw you to many horrible things such as crime and homicide. If you ever watch the biography of many serial killers, they all start out with a fetish in what they call "violent pornography." If you don't have enough mental power to keep sadism into perspective, it can pull you into awful illegal commitments, destroy your life, embarrass you, make you feel guilty, and make your mood generally unstable.
Sadistic individuals who can control their will are the most incredibly bright people. These are the very CEO's, the lawyers, the engineers, etc behind the scenes. They can be wonderful people. As long as sadism is well controlled, it can be a pleasurable experience, especially if the victim, the masochist, actually enjoys it.
It's actually quite strange. Speaking from experience, sadistic pleasure is the most euphoric pleasure you can get sexually. Honestly, there's nothing more satisfying, if you are in the right mood, than seeing the horrendous suffering and humiliation of a victim. It will make you feel like god. Like in control. It will make you taste the victim's blood, and it's sooooo sweet! After being accommodated with sadism, no typical porn can even satisfy you. Regular sex is sometimes just not strong enough. You'll want to tear the pretty girl apart!
WARNING: Sadism is an EXTREMELY dangerous practice to engage. If you don't have enough control over your mind, it can draw you to many horrible things such as crime and homicide. If you ever watch the biography of many serial killers, they all start out with a fetish in what they call "violent pornography." If you don't have enough mental power to keep sadism into perspective, it can pull you into awful illegal commitments, destroy your life, embarrass you, make you feel guilty, and make your mood generally unstable.
Sadistic individuals who can control their will are the most incredibly bright people. These are the very CEO's, the lawyers, the engineers, etc behind the scenes. They can be wonderful people. As long as sadism is well controlled, it can be a pleasurable experience, especially if the victim, the masochist, actually enjoys it.
Sadistic pleasure in context of kink is fun, even for a girl while being hurt. Just don't let it grow to be something illegal or awful.
by Aptem May 10, 2010
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by johnny girony January 10, 2011
Get the statistical blip mug.When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.
Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.
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Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.
Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.
Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.
Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011
Get the Stadistics mug.A state of mind, being attracted or obsesive about blood and gore. Also includes certain thaughts of evilness, murder, at times suicide. Gets an "urge" whenever seeing anything on the lines of massive blood loss, needles, knives, open wounds, ect.
Symptoms:Quiet, laughs out of no where, sudden intrest in slughter movies, gets mad when the speciel effects in movies are not that great, isolates from "normal" people, seen walking back to room carrying hammers, knives, pencils, duct tape as if a normal activity.
Symptoms:Quiet, laughs out of no where, sudden intrest in slughter movies, gets mad when the speciel effects in movies are not that great, isolates from "normal" people, seen walking back to room carrying hammers, knives, pencils, duct tape as if a normal activity.
by Karmain_Kry December 30, 2006
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However, the real definition of sadisticated :(adj) means deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from inflicting pain on another.
However, the real definition of sadisticated :(adj) means deriving pleasure or sexual gratification from inflicting pain on another.
by Charles you're a dumbass. September 26, 2011
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