A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.
Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.
by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010
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Chip's thighs were the perfect size and shape for use by Morris in his favorite position, the weekly standard.
by Leo D Felcher January 21, 2005
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Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:
-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats
-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.
-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez
there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats
-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.
-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez
there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
by Molly F April 26, 2013
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1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.
1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.
1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.
by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005
Get the Pagan Standard Time mug.The fact that all chicks are bat-crazy, in some way. The partner must accept this and take it in stride, if they want the relationship to work.
by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012
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Get the standards based grading mug.When you work at a small gas station, and the person that relieves you of your shift is your boss. since he is the boss he doesnt have to be on time. Being upwards of 1 hour late.
So he is on his own time zone known as BST.
So he is on his own time zone known as BST.
I was supposed to get off work at 6am CST but didnt get off until 6am Boss Standard Time BST .. which was more like 6:40CST.
by bababoobababa March 12, 2011
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