A friend who is obsessed with you and won't stop calling, following, and trying to be seen with you.
by Jaja A August 12, 2006
Get the friend stalker mug.When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.
"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."
by cranberryzero November 2, 2007
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A person that is so infatuated with someone that they make up fake myspace profiles just to stalk them. They may even try to impersonate someone else just to break up a relationship.
by anti-stalkerdoodle April 10, 2010
Get the stalkerdoodle mug.when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.
person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"
person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."
by dannyhang December 21, 2013
Get the Stale Scale Syndrome mug.To people that like each other and magically end up together after all they’ve been through. They’re really cute together and all there friends ship them. They are both really pretty people and will do anything for each other
person 1: hey don’t they look so cute together?
person 2: heck yeah! I ship staiden
person 1: omg same
person 2: heck yeah! I ship staiden
person 1: omg same
by hydroflasksksksk November 4, 2019
Get the staiden mug.Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.
Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.
by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021
Get the Stale Spunk mug.A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.
Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?
by KidCuervo February 27, 2013
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