status attack

when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.

dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!

willy: sorry, i was having a status attack

by runandtellthathomeboy January 13, 2011

status fro

1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.

2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.

Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.

by Fotofly December 1, 2010

Statue Bitch

A girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.

Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.

"I'm so tired of seeing Karen's photos. She's a Statue Bitch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her butt looks bigger.

by front2back November 14, 2016

Statuary Abolitionism

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

by YAWA July 26, 2020

headline status

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.

friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"
friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"

by shanikwa007 May 4, 2009

Tiger status

When some one has more women than they can handle. Cheats on thier girlfriend/wife for more than one women

"that guy has total tiger status"
"man I feel bad for rebecca her boy friend is tiger status

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

Pre-Ex Status

A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.

by Ditno October 3, 2011