Squim

A recoil action in response to a shock or sudden movement

Alison squimmed so bad when i clapped in her face yesterday

by Matt Richo May 14, 2007

Squammy

A drug induced affliction of the penis, also known as coke dick, wherein the penis feels like a flaccid, clammy, cold eraser after having given up on life and all its joys; to the point where it would yell "I don't even care anymore" if one were to drive a nail through the penis. (A squammy is easily self-diagnosable and running aforementioned test is extremely inadvisable)

So having given up on porn for the night, he runs up to me and smacks me in the forehead with his squammy. Remind me not to pass out around that fucker again.

by Dr. Adonis April 20, 2011

squamston

High: Personified.

Squamston in July with white paint flecks landing on him:"Is it snowing?"

by munkah January 27, 2004

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

Squamous

A wart covered growth that thrives between the legs. It usually has the appearance of a gourd.

"Doc, I believe I have developed some kind of squamous."

by Margarige January 27, 2009

squamtakun

a game played with six random balls of different colors and played with five people per side. All players must love penguins. The goal of the game is to be the first person to contain all six balls in one team member's pants. Playing field is infinite in size.

The Incisors rocked The Rocket Pants in the 2007 Squamtakun World Cup.

by donnergot May 2, 2007

Squamous

term used for someone who is gay

Oh Paul, you're such a squamous!

by swisschick February 19, 2009