Squirtle

A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.

Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.

by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025

Squirtle

Doing a solo blastoise when you’re single on Valentine’s Day you sad depressing shit of a man

“Dudle I was squirtleing last night”

by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018

Squirtle

A pokemon that is half squirrel half turtle

most people say that Squirtle looks a lot more like a squirrel than a turtle

by Hugfangi April 3, 2019

Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 24, 2024

Squirtle

When a hot guy passes and you get turned on so you scream squirtle

*a sexy guy winks at you*
Kailey- "Holy shit Katelynn, I think I just squirtled."
Katelynn- "Every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!"

by thefacts0-0 February 22, 2015

squirtleing

Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.

Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?

That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.

by LegendTwenty7n December 26, 2017