Squirtle

A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.

Last night I squirtled her

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025

Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

squirtling

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.

Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!

by radicalleftistacabblm June 9, 2025

Squirtle

A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.

Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.

by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019

Squirtling

When you and your significant other squirt at the same time in front of each other

Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!

by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022

Squirtle

The act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie, but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Janet!,” exclaimed Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a Squirtle?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023