The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 01, 2023
Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.
by Grems March 22, 2018
by knee swinger April 24, 2022
Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.
Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?
That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.
That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.
by LegendTwenty7n December 26, 2017
Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad
by Igodless July 18, 2024
Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.
Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels
by thegymmenace June 24, 2023