Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

Squirtle

The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with

Squirtle I choose you!

by Turtles are upon us April 28, 2020

Squirtle

Doing a solo blastoise when you’re single on Valentine’s Day you sad depressing shit of a man

“Dudle I was squirtleing last night”

by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018

Squirtle

A pokemon that is half squirrel half turtle

most people say that Squirtle looks a lot more like a squirrel than a turtle

by Hugfangi April 3, 2019

Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 24, 2024

Squirtle

When a hot guy passes and you get turned on so you scream squirtle

*a sexy guy winks at you*
Kailey- "Holy shit Katelynn, I think I just squirtled."
Katelynn- "Every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!"

by thefacts0-0 February 22, 2015

squirtleing

Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.

Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?

That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.

by LegendTwenty7n December 26, 2017