commander squirtles

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.

Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.

by Grems May 14, 2018

Squirtle

A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.

Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.

by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019

Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtling

When you and your significant other squirt at the same time in front of each other

Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!

by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022

Burnt Squirtle

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.

Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!

by BobShart July 1, 2023

Squirtle

The tiny turtle Pokemon It is very adorable and fun to play with

Squirtle I choose you!

by Turtles are upon us April 28, 2020

Squirtle

The act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie, but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Janet!,” exclaimed Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a Squirtle?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023