dork the squeakhole

Pretty much what you think it means.

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"

by ChipNASA February 1, 2018

Double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce

Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."

by ShovelInABucket October 4, 2021

The juice is worth the squeeze

Knowing if something is worth the trouble of trying to get it, i.e. does the reward outweigh the punishment.

I'm not going to bother trying to ask her out. She's still got a boyfriend, and the juice isn't worth the squeeze.

I'd rob a bank if I could. The juice is worth the squeeze.

by Margalo March 8, 2008

Squeaky Eel

When you're getting a handjob, and you run out of lube, so you have to use WD-40 instead.

After meeting on Farmer's Meet, and dating for 2 weeks, Jenny finally gave Timothy a squeaky eel behind the barn.

by the gordano June 24, 2016

poop squeeze

squeezing someone around the stomach until you can smell or feel feces in their pants.

My girlfriend talked when she should have listened at a party so I gave her a poop squeeze.

by handsometbone November 28, 2013

Bahama Eagle Squeak

while having intercourse with a girl on a cruise to the Bahamas, that you took with your parents, you orgasm, and your voice squeaks. She proceeds to stop and quickly puts her clothes on and walks out. You see her many times around the ship along the duration of the cruise, and its very awkward.

person 1: "hey man how was the cruise?"
person 2: "it was good man, but i was doin this girl and let out a Bahama Eagle Squeak....it was all over from then."

by studebaker5 January 9, 2013

Lemon Squeeze

A "dove-tail" or "beaver tail" safety on a handgun such as a 1911

Oh shit he got da lemon squeeze on da .45

by Roofingmonkey316 November 28, 2016