Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers
Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rip Mr. Squeakers”
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rip Mr. Squeakers”
by anonymous November 5, 2021

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

That one kid that is constantly screaming in your ear and calls a pump a tactical. You do all the work and he/she gets no kills but still ends up being angry. He screams when he’s meddling and gets shot at. Also can’t build a 1 by 1 to save his/her life. Typically young of age, loud high pitched bird like voice.
Kid 1: You play with Ethan today?
Kid 2: No dude Ethan is such a squeaker. He looks like a rat with a bad spray tan.
Kid 2: No dude Ethan is such a squeaker. He looks like a rat with a bad spray tan.
by OmgThesePeopleReallyBeSweating February 13, 2020

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of skill in a game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by screeching together profanity after profanity, commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Fortnite.
by FortnitePrincess November 11, 2020

A squeaker a small child who speaks loudly over a headset with a high pitched voice he/she is prepubescent and will use a swear word after or in every sentence that they say I classify a squeaker like that but there are also chill small children too just with a high pitch it's not their fault so just leave them alone
Fucking fuck that guy fucking killed me! I WILL FUCKING END YOU!! squeaker dies again FUUUUCCKK starts crying.
by CykablyatSlav June 12, 2018
