scrunchie

It could be used as a hair accessory, or as an bracelet. Sometimes a girl will give it to someone special such as her boyfriend or so to indicate that they are dating or he’s taken.

Aw man that cute boy has a scrunchie on, must be from his girlfriend.

by Marleen xc August 14, 2019

Scrunion

A small cute furry animal that is naughty by nature.

Tom said to his girlfriend "you're such a little scrunion:)"

by ScrunionFreedomFighters December 21, 2009

Scrundage

Scrundage
- verb
1. to scrub one's under-carriage (as in the shower)
2. will-knot removal
3. skid mark prevention
4. hemmeroid cleansing
5. de-browning

Guys preparing for a date will:
"Shit, Shower and Shave" better described as "Shit, Scrundage and Shave"

In a sentence:
"After that big plate of hot-wings I'll be needing a good scrundage later on."

"Oh man, I sharted... better scrundage."

by Edna Lanna January 13, 2010

Scrunchie for hoodie

September 20th is national trade a boy your scrunchie for his hoodie day.

Girl: has scrunchie

Boy: has sweatshirt
Both: trade
Scrunchie for hoodie

by Thomasthetrainboi September 19, 2019

Scrunkle

The act of squishing a new-born babies soft, malleable head.

"Yo John watch me scrunkle this baby"
"Yo John I'm scrunkling this baby"
"Yo John I just scrunkled that baby"

by ItsPheral March 1, 2023

sprungover

The elated, dreamlike, starry-eyed, mushy heart state one is in the morning/day after hot ass, down & dirty, cum 17 times, can't walk, can't sit, can't think of anything else, amazing sex.

My girl was trying to talk to me about her new dude but i was so sprungover from last night i wasn't hearing a thing!

by Jennifer J December 25, 2007

sprung like a slinky

The state of one having been undeniably bitch slapped by love. You can often spot an individual in this condition by the constant sighing, bouts of self doubt, glazed look in the eye, random goofiness, and the doodling of hearts in their trapper keeper. Please note; the more that one protests that one is not in this condition, the more likely it is that they actually have it pretty effing bad.

Girl 1: "Where'd he take you on your date?"
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."

by Dr. Mel April 20, 2010