Sprousexual

A tweenage girl who is obsessed with Cole Sprouse to an unhealthy and disturbing level.

Why was Clarissa crying today in the bathroom?

She saw the new episode of Riverdale where Bugghead ends. She's such a sprousexual.

by Rubikscube? November 25, 2017

Sprousehart

"Sprousehart" is the ship name for one of the cutest couples ever. If you don't know already, i'm talking about Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart. Lili plays "Betty" on Riverdale and is co-stars with Cole, who plays "Jughead". On the show, they are the cutest couple ever and had great chemistry since the very beginning. The two have started dating with numerous rumours about their breakup, but I have done my digging and there is a very high chance they did not break up. When you look at Cole and Lili, you can truly see how much they love each other. Whenever you see a video of them together, your heart will melt. Cole and Lili have melted many hearts with the power of their cuteness.

"I'm going to be the person to officialese the "Sprousehart" wedding."

by AwwShawnMendes August 30, 2019

meme-spouting

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.

Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.

by mootisatroll September 26, 2009

splout

When someone vomits on an erect penis when giving a blowjob.

"How many dicks do you want to put in my mouth?"
"7"
"I will splout!"

by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013

Sproftacchel

The picture boards with holes you put your face in. Also known as stand in boards or photo cut out boards.

Often seen at tourist attractions, in historic towns, or for Christmas related events.

Hey Simon! Take a picture of me in this sproftacchel, it will make me look like a prince.

by bored byfriend February 16, 2021

sprouting

verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.

The spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or passing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.

Person 1: "Did you see Lucy sprouting last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she passed out and they had to carry her body up a grassy knoll."

Person 1: "And then she began to laugh and cry hysterically."

Person 2: "Yeah, right after she puked up her noodles."

by LucyPleaseExplain January 22, 2009

The reverse whale spout

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.

Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!

by The OG Jesus January 9, 2017