my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

Chin Scratcher

1. Something that makes you scratch your chin.
"My beard is a chin scratcher."

2. Something that is puzzling.

"Crafting recipes are chin scratchers"

"That tree is a damn chin scratcher"

by _honest_indian_ March 2, 2015

Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

Sratchet

This is a female who has joined a Greek organization who "can't even" or "literately deal". Can be found at a "bro" location. She typically can be found in any of the following: fur vest, high waisted shorts(ass cheeks must be showing), crop tops (saying fuck me, free, boss ass bitch, sometimes just bitch), snap back (she doesn't know the team), combat boots, leggings(also counts as pants), ray bans (even when it's not sunny). Every songs is her song as she precedes to twerk as she believes that she can. She probably spilled her drink on you at a bar. They swear Juicy J is their artist even though they only know three songs. She doesn't associate with GDI's (god damn independents)

dude: see that girl trying to twerk? But can't.

dude 2: yea she's sratchet, why does she have on a fur vest?

by Fratchet14 May 17, 2014

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

neck-scratchers

Late night crackheads on the street.
They often scratch their necks while begging fo money.

Dude , I HATE walkin home from the club district. That area is full of neck-scratchers.

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

by useful idiot January 3, 2005