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Splash Mat

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.
Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."
by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011
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Sparshita

A beautiful ,cute ,amazing girl who always smile whenever you see her. She has the most beautiful smile and shine which is very attractive...her hair is shiny
Hii sparshita...
by Dsafgjklhff September 22, 2020
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Ocean Splash

To Ocean Splash; A double circular motion where one uses one hand to masturbate and the other to dry there eyes whilst crying, resulting in a large splash, much like the ocean.
Many performed the ocean splash after the departure of Jose Mourinho
by 1905mg July 20, 2009
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Cave Splash

When the anal snake releases from your poop shoot, splashes water in an upwards direction, and back up your bang hole.
"I pooped, it landed in the water, and the water went up my butt" - Friend
"Ooohhh, you mean a cave splash" - Me
by Whitesmith April 16, 2015
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Splashy

Splashy means sexy and refreshing, appealing to the eyes, something that can wake you up like cold water to the face!
Girl I see splashy all over your body.
-or-
Your style is splashy.
by Melly Pinky Star May 13, 2005
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Indonesian Splash Party

When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.
Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.
by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010
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Webos Splash

aftershave for your webos(balls), a pubic aftershave
Did you use your webos splash today after trimming your pubes? Why because your a sexy motherfucker!
by Josh Herm January 24, 2006
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