Spontaneousism

The act of doing things without too much thought just for the thrill. Usually ends up being an adventure.

Andy took Danny out on a surprise date. Danny found his Spontaneousism flattering .

by Bruja June 13, 2018

scountful

Boogie; critical of other people’s cleanliness.

Who made the portal salad? Girl you scountful as hell.

by Juelz704 August 12, 2018

spontex

a name given to someone before their christian name to describe a person that goes house to house in kirriemuir asking for crack smokers used spontex

spontex andy went to chris and claire’s crack den in kirriemuir asking ‘do you have any spontex’ where they replied ‘we’ve already smoked it spontex andy, fuck off’

by spontexj March 9, 2021

clean spout

A dick without disease.

Oh man, you shoulda used a rubber when tappin' that shit, now you ain't got a clean spout.

by smashbottoms December 9, 2002

Douche Spout

A Douche's right hand man; His accomplice whose chief duties consist of assisting the main douche in activities usually deemed retarded by non-douches. He himself is also a douche.

For every douche, there is a douche spout following his every move.

by Margaret Beetsworth III December 1, 2010

Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.

Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 24, 2020

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.

SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.

Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!

John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.

by Marcus129 February 24, 2010