spooge cousins

n. pl. Two or more people who are related by the fact that their semen has touched the same person, especially in the context of sex.

Damn, man, you mean your DAD hit that shit!?! That means you're spooge cousins! That's fucked up!

by unperson September 1, 2003

Spooge-demon

A person who secretly desires to sexually climax on another person or to be sexually climaxed upon by a another person frequently and/or often.

Man, that freak was a real spooge-demon!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

spoogle fiend

One who is chemically dependent on male cum, or "spoogle", to the point they become addicted, or "fiendish",or one who enjoys the feeling of male jism on their faces,so much so,they become fiendish in their attempt to get their face splattered by cock juice...can often lead to gay sex.

Ben: Hes such a fag!
Robert: No, "fag" doesnt begin to explain how much he loves cum! HES A SPOOGLE FIEND!!!"

Over the years Sharla's fascination with sucking cock has gotten her addicted to swallowing and such sexual activity has led her to become a spoogle fiend.

by C-Bud July 26, 2008

spooge-face

a crusty, man juice mask worn overnight by many women.

Tarheel Boy's wife wakes every morning with a crusty spooge-face.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

spoogleoon

when you have a threesome, but the third person is just watching, they're the spoogleoon.

ted, sherry and vanessa were having a threesome but vanessa was too large so she became the spoogleoon.

by ballls mackington tt November 23, 2010

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.

Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

spooge-rag

A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.

I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.

by Captain Awesome February 23, 2005