Shploink:
Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy
Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy
Sean and Jacoby are at a bar:
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:
Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…
Jacoby: Shploink!
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:
Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…
Jacoby: Shploink!
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person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."
person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."
person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."
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by NPEA_Leader October 7, 2007
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AirialaX: splointy? o.O
Nestikal: splointy is nerd for hot
True Elroy: is not
AirialaX: uh...k
Nestikal: yes it is
True Elroy: ...is not
True Elroy: splointy is just a perfectly good word
AirialaX: wtf is splointy then, royster? o.o
True Elroy: that i made up
Nestikal: it meant hot earlier
Nestikal: make up your mind
True Elroy: it can mean whatever i want it to >:o
True Elroy: it's my word >:o
AirialaX: what do it mean now? eh? eh?
True Elroy: maybe it means "nestikal sucks" now
True Elroy: splointy >:o splointy >:o splointy >:o
AirialaX: splointy? o.O
Nestikal: splointy is nerd for hot
True Elroy: is not
AirialaX: uh...k
Nestikal: yes it is
True Elroy: ...is not
True Elroy: splointy is just a perfectly good word
AirialaX: wtf is splointy then, royster? o.o
True Elroy: that i made up
Nestikal: it meant hot earlier
Nestikal: make up your mind
True Elroy: it can mean whatever i want it to >:o
True Elroy: it's my word >:o
AirialaX: what do it mean now? eh? eh?
True Elroy: maybe it means "nestikal sucks" now
True Elroy: splointy >:o splointy >:o splointy >:o
by True Elroy January 17, 2004
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