Spload

The act of exploding or busting a fat gooey nut on your sexual companion.

My girlfriend had to wash her hair 5 times after I sploaded on on her face.

by Vinnedge November 3, 2017

sloafing

A combination of sitting and loafing.

Alan starts sloafing on Ben's lap.

by JumboDS64 January 22, 2018

splaff

a blunt made up of pubes and semen

Yesterday I was caught making a splaff by my dad. luckily he was smoking one of his own so he didn't remember the next morning

by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Sploofy

A feeling of ecstatic anticipation manifesting as butterflies in the stomach, usually in lieu of meeting someone you fancy after a long time.

Karina is feeling all sploofy about being in Mumbai on the 9th of April. It is likely though that being a functional flake, she hasn’t booked flight tickets yet.

by cool_dude2612 March 27, 2019

sploofleburger

An anorexic male typically named Matty that has a massive cock.

Girl- I went to see Matty the other night he’s such a sploofleburger!

by Nae_nae98 January 1, 2020

sploof

I am gonna "Sploof" kula so hard their head cracks open.

"Woah, If you don't shut up ima Sploof your head open."

by Slooooof July 16, 2020

Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex

Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."

by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020