shitface

a guy with shit on his face

ahhhh a bird pooped on you, you shitface

by undeadidiot June 8, 2003

Splitfire

When a guys pisses dual streams out of his penis. Generally, said individual has dried ejaculate on the tip of his dick causing such effect. The effect is short lived as the stream will weaken and dissolve the dried spunk. Named after the popular spark plug model.

Dude 1: Control your piss, it's getting everywhere.

Dude 2: Sorry man, I have a splitfire going on here.

by The Traxmaster2 January 8, 2012

Smitfaced

To be completely drunk on love. A combination of smitten and shitfaced.

The relationship was going so well, she was completely smitfaced.

by scgirl091806 December 1, 2009

shitfaced

beyond drunk, the point when your face scrunches and your squinting hence you look like shit in the face.

Ricky- bro Robby is so shitfaced, Jenny is so not gonna let him smush.

by charlyrogers April 27, 2010

stupid shitface

if you don't know what this means, then you are a stupid shitface.

you are a stupid shitface.

by Soapy5 December 18, 2003

shitfaced cockmaster

A man or woman who enjoys eating other people's shit and loves cocks. Can be referred to as master of all cocks. Usually used as an insult between men.

As in - uhhhh you like to eat shitty cocks; you are a shitfaced cockmaster

by G-DUDE May 30, 2006

slutface

Used to name the sluttiest slutty mc'slut-slut. Generally a slutface will be very good friends with a whorebag. It is common knowledge that any slutface would make the perfect girlfriend to a well hung man, or animal.

"Hey Chris, what do you think of Rachael?"
'No doubt about it man, she's a real slutface'

by whorebagg August 4, 2007