splinxit

A massive simp for girls usually starting with A, S, or I. Sweaty try hard who screams a lot usually with the name of Antonio or Anthony.

Man he is so much like splinxit just he's not a SIMP and is actually good at the GAME

by InfernoAnt69 April 5, 2021

Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.

When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?

by Chooj July 29, 2021

spintastic

This is a term mostly used by those involved with Wheel of Fortune. It means fantastic, but the "fan" is changed to "spin", referencing the wheel in the popular game show. Pat Sajak, the host, has said this phrase a few times, which is how it stuck with the audience.

You're going to college? Well that's spintastic!

by KannaACNH October 23, 2022

JellyBean Split

complicated but pleasurable sex position much like the 69 position but standing up.

Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.

Serna Hunt and John Fuckadoodle were getting bored of their usual sex antics so they decided to spice it up with the JellyBean Split. John gradually rised Serena off her feet spun her around in an upsidedown posture. As he grasped her legs he split them open ina V shape manouver and got to work. At the same time Serena clutched his caves for support and began sucking John's cock. The upside down position made it easier to deep throat

by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

rusty split

The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!

90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.

by Wun Hung Lo January 8, 2006

wig split

The act of getting shot in the head

Darren got his wig split by his ho after she caught him in bed with another ho.

by Edmund Boone November 19, 2003

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

by berbercarpet July 7, 2006