spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

by Lute September 14, 2004

splerf

similar to a spliff but much fatter.

"wanna roll a spliff?"
"no, i wanna rolla splerf"

by the magic ferret August 4, 2006

Shleefy

The feeling/expresson of incredible tiredness. Lay on the couch and pass out sleepy. Motor skills and cognitive thinking are halted due to this level of fatigue. Often preceded by a snarf-like sound.

Dawg 1: Yo mang, you wanna play some FIFA?

Dawg 2: *unintelligible noises*Sh..sh..Shleefy.

Dawg 1: K..

by Doogan June 19, 2012

Sleeffing

From Sleep and Office

1. Sleeping in the office
2. Sleeff : to sleep in the office

1. I spent the whole day sleeffing.
2. She was fired for sleeffing.

3. I only sleeff after eating in the afternoon.

by Lovingtone Luke March 24, 2018

Spleenthief

A nice bloke.Very funny.
Meme

Spleenthief i lob you

by Ilikespleenthief December 14, 2019

Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019

spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021