planking

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..

Look at that mad-man planking that parking meter!

by jim-the-birdman May 28, 2011

Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.

Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!

by ODBHB April 8, 2009

Planking

To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.

Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"

Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"

Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"

by Scottytheplanker June 11, 2011

spanking tha monkey

When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt

She was spanking tha monkey last night, had me going all king kong up in that piece when I cumed!

by Nordingo March 24, 2014

Multi-slacking

Engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. Usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (iTunes, AIM, YouTube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or TV show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.

That dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.

by Christopher K. April 16, 2007

reverse planking

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.

Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?

by HeffyHef July 14, 2011

Spanking

Usually being punished while Bending over a lap a couch a chair and being struck on the Buttocks a set or not set amount of times. This discipline is used to bring compliance to rules established and after other forms of discipline have failed. Some states in the U.S. Still allow its practice. While other have stopped in favor of either in or out of school suspension or detentions. The word can also be used with some sex play between willing adults. Which can establish development of a safe word when the spankie when things go to far. Such acts in this area is known as S&M.

Mom told me that when Dad gets home I'm going to to get my behind blistered with a good hard spankings. Maybe you will listen to me then!

by SlapHappy October 10, 2014