San Antonio Spitter

While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.

I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter

by G bonger October 9, 2008

Team Switzerland

Refers to people who can't decide between Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, of the Twilight Saga.

Person 1: 'Edward or Jacob?'
Person 2: 'I'm team Switzerland, you get the best of both worlds.'
Person 1: 'You indecisive noob.'

by My Cat December 26, 2008

spiteri

Some sexy beast with a massive cock who has a great taste in music, and listens to whatever you say. The term "Spiteri" means to stick with someone no matter what happens to them.

Ahh, i see your becoming a spiteri! Nice work mate :D

by yourmamashugeass November 4, 2011

Switzerland

A country that is small and neutral.

“The Swiss are small and neutral.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Switzerland

A small land locked country in Central Europe surrounded by epic mountains and a bunch of countries who have done some crazy shit in the past, all of which Switzerland has refused to take part in. Switzerland has relatively high taxes, but because of this the government can afford to let everyone be parents for a couple of years whenever they have a baby, then when that baby is in high school the government pays for him to learn his way around an M-16. This is why nobody has ever had a beef with the Swiss, or if they did they sure kept quiet about it.

"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth

by YAR! A pirate! February 22, 2011

spitter

Container you spit your dip spit into. Commonly seen as soda bottles.

"NO!!! Jesee don't drink that Pepsi- Oh, shit dude!"

by CoorsLightEMU April 20, 2003

Hot sauce spritzer

This occurs when a woman has a vaginal expulsion of gas whilst a partner is orally stimulating her vagina during her period. The vaginal fart sprays period blood onto the partner's face. This makes him look like he has been spritzed in the face with hot sauce.

I was eating her out during "that time", and she queefed on me, effectively giving me a hot sauce spritzer.

by Betagalactopurinase December 31, 2007