Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.

"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News

by the_dickie July 7, 2009

Swimple

the mix of sweet and simple.

That girl ain't basic... she swimple

Keep it swimple my dog

by Scattered_Discourse June 17, 2019

simple

when a person acts in a way that insults their own intelligence

Beth, you are SIMPLE!

by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003

shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

acting simple

To act rude or stupidly.

Don't be afraid to slap the bitch if she acting simple.

by Jackie Theodore Valentine July 7, 2014

As Simple As Snow

This is a secret. Don't tell anyone.

Our little code between us. As Simple As Snow.

by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009

Simple Sprite

A Mix of a clear alcoholic beverage an Sprite..." easy and clear" , easy to make with two clear drinks while one being a alcoholic beverage.

Most know mix Amsterdam An Sprite.

1.Q:" a dude you wanna dirty sprite"?
A:" naa man, just mix that simple shit in my sprite"

2. Q:" what you sipping on"?
A: Nothing but a simple Sprite

3. Q:" lets hurry up an make this simple sprite"
A: OK you got the Amsterdam and Sprite"?

by wb_sauvejr December 29, 2012