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spiderman

Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.

He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.

But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris

"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"

"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."
by darkverge April 24, 2007
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to "Spiderman" it

verb. (also "spidermanning" and "spidermanned")
to "spiderman" something, such as a slide door or slide window is to place your hand on said object, and using your friction, pull the door across.
"I cant open this slide window from the outside!"
"you need to "Spiderman" it!"
Thanks dude!

to "Spiderman" it
by Rozzary May 27, 2010
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spiderman

To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"
ow...my eye.....

thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.

or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.
by chrisajj September 22, 2007
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spiderman

A guy who can climb up drains to rape women in their condos.
Police: Who raped this young woman?

guilty spiderman: Uhhhhh shucks, it was me...
by =3MC= August 24, 2009
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The Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand after masterbation, then throws it at another person.
Sunnie was not being a nice person, so I gave her the Spiderman!
by Caliclint2005 November 6, 2015
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spiderman

High quality marijuana. When smoked it may cause one to believe he is the fictional character Spiderman shooting webs.
"Hey, that was some good ass spiderman we smoked yesterday; i was higher than a kite."
by Schlong Beater December 27, 2009
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spidermaning

The art of double fingering one or more woman with the middle and ring fingers, in the manner of how Spider-Man slings webs
Last night I was spidermaning my girlfriend and her friend.
by Pineapplejaxkherer September 4, 2016
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