Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.
He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.
But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.
Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."
"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"
"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."
by darkverge April 24, 2007

verb. (also "spidermanning" and "spidermanned")
to "spiderman" something, such as a slide door or slide window is to place your hand on said object, and using your friction, pull the door across.
to "spiderman" something, such as a slide door or slide window is to place your hand on said object, and using your friction, pull the door across.
"I cant open this slide window from the outside!"
"you need to "Spiderman" it!"
Thanks dude!
to "Spiderman" it
"you need to "Spiderman" it!"
Thanks dude!
to "Spiderman" it
by Rozzary May 27, 2010

To ejaculate (cum) in your hand and then proceed to throw it on to some ones face whilst saying "go web go"
ow...my eye.....
thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.
or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.
thats what you get for asking for a spiderman.
or you pull out in sex just before you ejaculate and then procede to do it in your hand and though it on the persone who you have just done.
by chrisajj September 22, 2007

by =3MC= August 24, 2009

by Caliclint2005 November 6, 2015

High quality marijuana. When smoked it may cause one to believe he is the fictional character Spiderman shooting webs.
by Schlong Beater December 27, 2009

The art of double fingering one or more woman with the middle and ring fingers, in the manner of how Spider-Man slings webs
by Pineapplejaxkherer September 4, 2016
