Spicy Jerk

A form of spite filled masturbation used to calm a person down, especially after failed coitus or when ones lasagna is eaten by a ghost

She didn't perform well and came within the minute, so I did a spicy jerk to calm myself down.

by Weegeeman August 24, 2020

Spicy Jackhammer

An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.

My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.

What gives?

Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Spicy Gringo

The act of stuffing a women's rear end with a Volcano Taco from Taco Bell, and then eating it.

Kyle has a sombrero and a fake mustache in his closet if ever someone decides to meet the spicy gringo.

by HansG October 6, 2009

spicy carrot

The act of inserting a carrot into a significant other's anus and proceeding to eat it back out. ; Considered a form of foreplay.

"Babe, I want to try something different tonight. It's called the "spicy carrot". I just bought a bag of carrots and we've got all night."

by BananaBernard February 14, 2017

spicy cracker

Somone who is of a Mexican and white decent but is more white than mexican

Wow so that means billey is a spicy cracker

by Anubis.ign May 13, 2018

Spicy Spinach

A hipster synonym for marijuana

Got anymore of that spicy spinach?

by topless_ghost July 11, 2011

Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019