Spicy Jackhammer

An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.

My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.

What gives?

Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Spicy Shower

A term that is commonly used on a self-harm subreddit called r/MadeOfStyroFoam.

The act of taking a shower with open or recent self-injuries. Meaning: it’s ‘spicy’ because it burns like hell.

“I’m about to take a Spicy Shower, wish me luck!”

by Your Token Mentally Ill Girl May 4, 2022

Spicy Gringo

The act of stuffing a women's rear end with a Volcano Taco from Taco Bell, and then eating it.

Kyle has a sombrero and a fake mustache in his closet if ever someone decides to meet the spicy gringo.

by HansG October 6, 2009

Spicy Vagrant

Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!

Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.

Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!

by El Guappo June 11, 2009

Spicy Hamilton

When you give someone lysol wipes instead of baby wipes

I gave him a spicy hamilton and he hasn't been able to sit right for a week.

by Itisalongstory November 23, 2019

Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019

spicy cracker

Somone who is of a Mexican and white decent but is more white than mexican

Wow so that means billey is a spicy cracker

by Anubis.ign May 13, 2018