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g-shock'd

to slap or hit anyone with a g-shock watch
person 1:Hey,trying to mess with me?

person 2:Yeah,i'm gonna hit you.

person 1:Go,I dare you.

person 2:BAM, g-shock'd
by G_WATCH January 22, 2011
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Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.
by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010
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I Love You Shock

the shock you get when someone you don't love tells you they love you
"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)
by theatre_buff August 22, 2011
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Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!
by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010
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Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009
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shock site

A website used with the express purpose of startling the living crap out of anyone you link it to. Examples include tubgirl, lemonparty, and goatse.
Watch out for that link. It redirects to some shock site I've never seen before.
by Lady Csyde March 5, 2004
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Shockabuku

N. Archaic
A swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.

Pop. mention, Film: Grosse Pointe Blank
Damn that bitch could use some good Shockabuku.. She's got no sense at all!
by Luminous911 September 6, 2004
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