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Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021
Get the Brad Seltzer mug.A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.
Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."
Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."
Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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Get the Alca-Seltzer mug.A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily
Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021
Get the TOOK A SELTZER mug.A humorous phrase used immediately after misspelling a word intentionally or not to acknowledge the mistake in a lighthearted, self-deprecating way. The phrase is often used by someone who is known to regularly misspell words, and it’s meant to make others laugh while playfully admitting defeat. It’s less about correcting the error and more about leaning into it for comedic effect, as if the speaker is laughing at themselves while rethinking their life choices.
Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I do ecnomcks.
Person B: Imagine I spelt that right.
Person B: I do ecnomcks.
Person B: Imagine I spelt that right.
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