Speedo

Too short shorts. Such as the type ballers wore in the 60's and 70's. Sadly many men still wear too short shorts today. See Wal-Mart,K-Mart or Piggly-Wiggly for examples.

"Bro, did you see the dude playin ball in those speedos. I'se 'fraid he'de hang a nut"

by CBad Da Shredder December 7, 2011

Speedo peedo

Normally his second name is Ferguson and has 2 daughters. He is always wearing speedos even if he’s out.

Dave is a speedo peedo

by Ernie778 December 28, 2019

Raging Speedhorn

When one takes a drug, namely speed, it is difficult to obtain an erection. Therefore, to have a raging speedhorn is an oxymoron.

Joe: "Omg Mark I have taken so much speed right now, look at my raging hardon"

Mark: "LOL more like raging speedhorn"

by Josski February 2, 2010

Speedophile

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.

"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"

by E-wingo September 25, 2008

Speedo

What you DON'T want to see on men, fat women, and old women.

I can't even go to the gym anymore without seeing a bunch of Fatzillas wearing tight Speedos.

by AYB March 10, 2003

speedo

A speedo is a bicyclist who wears bicycle outfits. Especially in stripes, large checks, and dayglow, plus racing colors w logos, rear-view sunglasses, pseudo-military style. Add clips plus attitude. Top it off with V-pattern drafting around baby carriages and your lane. Plus chosen words directed at you.

Would chicken work to get that speedo out of my lane? No. Let Darwin work his magic on the speedo without your direct participation.

by BudLite May 1, 2010

Speedo-Jerk

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

by Kent Spent August 18, 2008