Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

by MrJWD March 23, 2021

spider spatula

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.

Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Spatula Slap

V:

When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.

"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"

by BadAssBassPlayer June 12, 2011

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022

bull spatula

"man this is bs!"

"dont say that, say bullspatula!'

"MAN THIS IS SOME BULLLSPATULA!"
bull spatula means bullshit but in a non curse lanugage

by owneerofyrmom May 9, 2023

spatula

A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...

ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!

by Iloveannie0701 is my tiktok June 12, 2020

spatula back

When you see a person with short legs and a long back. Meaning the handle is the back and the bottom of the spatula is the legs. Like. Cholo.

Look at that Spatula back walking down the road

by One&onlyPunky March 24, 2024