by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011
Get the Spalingle mug.When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.
by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009
Get the spanking machine mug.An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.
He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.
by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016
Get the goose spanking mug.Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.
Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"
by JrMint September 27, 2004
Get the zipper sparking mug.A variety of spanking indulged in by arty types. The spankee coats his arse with oil paints of many colours and bends over a sculpture of Shakespeare. The spanker then larrups the spankees paint-smeared buttocks with a palette or rolled-up canvas. The gleeful yelpings of the spankees are often recorded and sold in art shops as "Sounds to inspire you".
That fellow with the easel has quite a limp. Aubrey.
Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.
Yes. I think you'll find he's been the spankee in some Briggsy spanking.
by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006
Get the Briggsy spanking mug.When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011
Get the sparkin' ole Sparky mug.Her child is a skankling.
by EmilyLoserPants March 18, 2008
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