Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping

“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”

by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021

SOMA CLAN

a W clan made up of the soma individuals

that guy is so cool, he must be in the SOMA CLAN

by solidbeast42 October 6, 2023

SOMA CLAN

A person whom is apart of the soma clan is largely considered upon most to be a top G or a chad.

Random Woman"wow that guys part of the soma clan, he must be some hot stuff."

by SOMA CLAN member4 October 6, 2023

The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.

Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

sampati

A lovely Indian girl. Someone who is shy at first but difficult to get rid of later. You are are lucky one if you have her as your friend and you need to be aware of her as she is short-tempered and bad ass.

who's Sampati ? Chota pack bada dhamaka !!!!

by by bhai bhai April 2, 2019

Ayub from Somalia

Ayub is almost always a black person, you will oftenly find him in the toilet after you shit.
Ayub only pulls games and no girls. Ayub likes fortnite and getting molested. And the most important thing is that he loves girls named Michelle.

Me: Hey do you like Ayub?

Other person: Why would i like poo?

Ayub means poo.

Ayub from Somalia...

by Ayub's father May 10, 2022

soma

a white pill that is a muscle relaxant. Makes you feel drunk but a little more tired and you remember more. can be bought cheap in mexico. 100 pills for $20.

dude i took 9 somas last night and went to the movies. i ended up falling asleep in my chair.

by z dizzle August 28, 2005