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snuff wank

The act of masturbating in such a way that death ensues shortly after ejaculation
My mate is going to have a snuff wank free-falling without a parachute
by Offa November 24, 2007
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Snuff addict

Sexually aroused by watching or making films where people die.
'You going out tonight?' 'Yes, I'm going round Richard Lucas's because he is a snuff addict!'
by Tim10inch February 21, 2010
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snuff job

To fire employees or kill off a project, especially at work.
Watch out - the boss is out to do a snuff job on Dan. Don't get in the way.
by Nole_writer June 15, 2008
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snuff film

Correction, some military executions have beenrecorded. Has no one ever seen videos of S.S. being hung at Nuremberg?
by Goblin Raindancer October 16, 2005
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snuff painting

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.
...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.
by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022
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Snuff Simpson

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.
Yo man Joey is the weak link in our gang, time for some Snuff Simpson.”
by TB77 August 21, 2013
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Snuff hole

Snuff hole is a hole which is used for fucking but isn’t a natural hole. Normally created by using a knife to cut the flesh.
Me: Yo I made Patrick Bradshaw my bitch last night! I gave him a new snuff hole!
Friend: Sweet!
by Snuff hole May 25, 2018
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