Guy 1: Dude get rid of your snot mop. It looks disgusting!
Guy 2: I can't help it. This is my kleenex, I'm too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there's a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
Guy 1: *facepalm*

snot mop by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 27, 2010

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Snot Rocket

When you plug/cover/pinch one nostril closed and then blow hard to make unwanted snot shoot out the other nostril. Sometimes when suffering from a cold, snot rockets can be achieved by the nose alone, without intervention from the hands. The primary purpose of the "rocket" is to avoid leaving any snot residue left behind. The idea is to blow the snot out fast enough so that it has no chance of sticking to the end of your nostril. Snot rockets are enacted primarily in situations when tissue is desperately needed but unavailable, or it is done simply for recreation.

My nose was starting to run before the track meet, so I ran behind a tree and blew out a massive snot rocket.

Snot rockets are about the only fun part of having a cold. Morning snot rockets in the shower are cherished by many.

Snot Rocket by MassWorder November 9, 2009

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snot bubble

Football terminology. The result of a hit so vicious that the recipient has snot bubbles coming out of their nose. (The Boz was the first to bring this term to life)

Defensive end Bubba Smith blind-sided Joe Namath so hard on that sack he had snot bubbles. (no need to say coming out of his nose because where else would they be?)

snot bubble by Travis November 1, 2004

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Snot pocket

A lady's genitalia.

She had a right runny snot pocket- and her manky hanky was hanging out.

Snot pocket by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

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