Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Another great gangster movie directed by Guy Ritchie. Not gangster-gangsta movie, but gangsta-hahafunny movie.

Also, the only known movie to feature a guy getting beaten to death with a 15 inch black dildo. Seriously.

"Well, suffice to say, he got pissed.
"Well what happened?"
"He picked up the closest physical object he could get his hands on, which just happened to be a 15 inch black cock, and proceeded to beat the unlucky bastard to death with it. Certainly not the best way to go."

by Uncle Pablo January 17, 2004

smoking tree

To smoke marijuana.

"Lets smoke some tree."

by the devil made me do it January 20, 2003

smoking a pink cigar

Another phrase for giving head or a blowjob.

She smokes my brothers pink cigar often.

by jezza December 20, 2004

snoaking wet

Wet to the bone from rolling around in the snow or getting pummeled by snowballs.

Spring skiing was awesome, but damn we were snoaking wet by the end of the day!

by Frogman Tim January 18, 2009

Snaking and Taking

When two males participate in the act of gay sex discreetly, like when a snake hides in the grass. Thus, "being a snake in the grass" but also "Taking" it up the ass.

I heard noises last night. I couldn't see them, but I could hear them. I think the neighbours were "Snaking and Taking"

by Michael James Dean May 15, 2019

Smoking Cowboy

When you put the butt of a cigarette in your urethra and a little cowboy hat on the head of your penis and flex your penis to exhale smoke from your urethra.

Damn Dave I could really rip off the drawers and go for a smoking cowboy if you have a cigarette on hand.

by PinkVaquero July 29, 2019

smoking blowjob

Having a woman give you a blowjob while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.

by wd6edk December 16, 2008