Midget smuggling pants are baggy legged pants, often worn by goth people.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
If someone were to step over a midget they would dissapear because the pants are so big in the leg.
by Ella B February 10, 2009
Get the Midget Smuggling Pants mug.A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves
Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013
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Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber
Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles
Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!
Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles
Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!
by zzzaxx August 3, 2010
Get the puddle smuggling mug.The act of using language to sneak your preferred concept into the minds of others, and in turn, get them to agree with you or to think like you. This can be done by crafting narratives, redefining words, or by creating new words to manipulate the listener.
A prime example is the recent redefinition of the word racism. By changing the definition from racial prejudice, to a system and participants in that system, the entire library of books, speeches, and media dedicated to eradicating the racial prejudice, are now hijacked and used to attack whatever woke people deem to be "part of the system" (whatever that may be).
A prime example is the recent redefinition of the word racism. By changing the definition from racial prejudice, to a system and participants in that system, the entire library of books, speeches, and media dedicated to eradicating the racial prejudice, are now hijacked and used to attack whatever woke people deem to be "part of the system" (whatever that may be).
Through idea smuggling, you can coerce support out of beleaguered and docile people. Just name your group "The puppy rescue organization" and then do whatever you want. When someone criticizes your group, accuse them of hating puppies and standing in the way of rescuing them.
by wakkadoodooo June 29, 2021
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Bill had to toss Bruce's salad so he could retrieve the delicious brown gummy worms, a result of gummy worm smuggling.
by Rusty-Shakleford June 15, 2014
Get the gummy worm smuggling mug.Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.
by Lucy M December 9, 2007
Get the fruit smuggling shorts mug.When a wife intentionally abstains from sex in an attempt to manipulate or control her husband. A wife is also deemed a smuggler if she does not provide reasonable access to the pun just for the sake of being mean. The art of pussy smuggling is complicated, it walks the razors edge of successful manipulation and getting dumped. Usually dumped.
His wife has been smuggling for weeks, maybe he should pay attention to her more.
My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.
Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.
My wife is an extreme pussy smuggler, I think it's time I get a trade in for a newer model.
Her addiction to pussy smuggling destroyed her marriage.
by The Tangerine August 31, 2013
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