smooshing

the lesbian sexual act of tribadism, where in two women "smoosh pussies"

“No, I think I saw it on the TV late at night like a year ago. They were definitely fuckin’ smooshing.”
“I don’t think smooshing’s even a word.”
“Well that’s what they fuckin’ called it! They looked all happy and shit, too. Smooshing.”

by TLockhart May 25, 2013

smoothy

A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.

That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy

by DICKSTRATEN July 5, 2008

Death to Smoochy

1. The "call to arms" cry of protest, shouted by people radically opposed to the slang word smooch replacing the more formal kiss

2. A movie starring Robin Williams and a 2-legged rat that looks like Danny DeVito

Joe Moviegoer: Did you see Death To Smoochy?

Nude Protestor: Death to Smoochy! Death to Smoochy! Deaaaath Toooooo Smooooochy!

American Flag: It's his right to protest!

by Ben Greenberg May 22, 2006

smoosh

to join/integrate

i smoosh my mint ice cream with strawberry ice cream and chocolate sprinkles...mmmmmmmm. smooshy.

by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004

Smoothy

A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.

My boyfriend gave me a smoothy the other day. It was so sensual!

by cleiger April 21, 2015

Smooshiloxity

The act of glue drying behind a piece of tile or some other inane or common object.

Hey we can finish the rest of the house as soon as this smooshiloxity is done.

by Megaverse January 10, 2017

Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing

I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.

by Urban for life June 27, 2018