Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 27, 2010

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

Smite the Kerrek

1) Trogdor smiting Kerrek
2) To beat up a super powerful force

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

smite u silly

some one who is a legend in there own mind how ever most other people think he is a smelly little kid with 2 imaginary friends and a pet dog who licks peanut butter from his balls.

wow the smite u silly guy really likes his dog. and who is talking too.

by edward5010 June 25, 2008

Will Smithed

refers to when your life is chaotic

for sensical purposes, it's best followed up with "my life's been flipped turned upside down"

hey man you wanna come see that new hilary duff flick with us?

sorry dude.. i'm sort of will smithed right now.

by Trent Dackmin August 3, 2005

Bitch-Smite

To utterly destroy someone, as if you were a divine entity. Synonym for p0wnt or rape (non-literal definition). Usually used to put n00bs out of their misery.

"That's it! Your n00bery ends HERE! *BITCH-SMITES!*"

or

"whatsh tyhe edit buttopjn for????ones!"
"... *Totally Bitch-smites!*

by Ben Hurr June 16, 2005

suited

adv: Definitely, certainly, very, or obviously; derived from its usage in poker. sometimes abbreviated as "suits".
(See also obv, obvies)

'We going to Ruby Tuesday tonight?' 'Suited.'

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006