tard sifting

The act of sifting out tards in you're life.

I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.

Tard sifting sift retard

by Beksastar May 11, 2016

National Shifting Day

National Shifting Day is on December 23rd

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

night shifting

To work during the night shift, also known as third shift or overnight shift

Why does David look so sleepy?
He is night shifting for his new job so he sleeps during the day.

by rocketshoe79 May 30, 2023

Shifting

Where people think lucid dreaming is going to a new reality and want to be quirky.

Shifting:
"I shifted to Hogwarts today and killed someone."
"You're mentally ill please get help. All you did was lucid dream."

by PsychedelicAnt January 19, 2021

Shifting

The act of violently thrusting one's pelvic area forward, usually in the direction of another person. Often used my Minecrafters as a form of "virtual humping".

"Dude shift party in the fountain, gonna be shifting them so hard"

Best action ever Minecraft Shift Shifter

by me11/06 September 4, 2013

Smiting

The act of escaping from a ginger bitch in a ninja-like fashion, and therefore winning at life.

Today, I saw a ginger bitch at the bus stop, so I escaped from it in a ninja- like fashion, and therefore won at life. Total smiting.

by longlive(L) October 27, 2010

swifting

to put Taylor Swift on repeat for extended periods of time , taking advantage of the fact that she has a song for every emotion.

I've been swifting since Tuesday, when my boyfriend broke up with me.

by swiftafolyfe December 10, 2009