Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

tongue smashing

the term used by boys to describe the tongue kisses he has with his girl friend

you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?

by bbbig May 25, 2011

Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

Smashing it up big stevey style

On it. The "it" term could be anything.

1) Greg: You coming out tonight for some cheeky beers?

Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!

2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?

Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!

by Spruce Moose February 20, 2011

Smashing Pumpkins

Nice big brests, British Slang

Wow, that babe has smashing pumpkins!

by MoFo Man February 24, 2003

smashing

An english phrase used to describe something "excellent" or "awesome"

Englishman: That is smashing!
Woman: haha! cute word! what does it mean?
Englishman: Smashing...
Woman: I still dont get it...
Englishman: It means...smashing

by James Lowe January 5, 2008

Smashing Donuts

love making activity performed by lesbians with their love holes.

I saw those two chicks smashing donuts!

by Nugent March 30, 2005