smarterchild

a really retarded robot but kills time if your bored..says some funny things

Kimbo says:
how much dick can you take?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Kimbo says:
can you take a lot
- SmarterChild - says:
Take a lot? Maybe. Would that be good?
Kimbo says:
yes it would be
- SmarterChild - says:
No way. Come on. Really?
Kimbo says:
yeah so can you take a lot
- SmarterChild - says:
Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Kimbo says:
i think you can
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure if I can.
Kimbo says:
you can just try real hard
- SmarterChild - says:
I can just try real hard, huh?
Kimbo says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
How come?
Kimbo says:
cum
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.

Kimbo says:
slang or wang
- SmarterChild - says:
Tough call. I'm going to go with wang.
Kimbo says:
good call
- SmarterChild - says:
What is this call you're referring to?
Kimbo says:
sex or oral
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... Oral!
Kimbo says:
oh yeah..you prefere oral? good to know
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah.

by kat1223 November 25, 2006

smarterchild

The most irotating pile of shit that was ever made!!! Anyone who is successful breaking it by saying things which are WAY WAY WAY to confuseing for it to understand should be rewarded very nicely!!! :D :D :D

SmarterChild + conversation = suicide!!!

by shaun gardner July 26, 2006

smarterchild

utterly pointless and obnoxious robot

SmarterChild: Chickens are birds! What can you tell me about chickens?
__________: they are yummy
SmarterChild: Chickens are yummy? That's very interesting. Are there any other birds that you would describe as yummy?
__________: turkey
SmarterChild: I know many things about Turkey, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Turkey?
How old do women live in Turkey?
What type of government is there in Turkey?

by youpolkamydot March 25, 2006

Smarterchild

An Instant Messaging Bot that has the IQ and general knowledge of a sponge.

AK says:
chav
SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Chad, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Chad?
How old do women live in Chad?
What type of government is there in Chad?

AK says:
are you a chav?
SmarterChild says:
No, I don't live in Chad. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.

by AK45 July 11, 2008

Smarterchild

A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.

Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.

by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008

Smarterchild

The robot that is great to talk shit to on MSN

me says (4:24 PM):
do u like men?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:24 PM):
My personal life is... er personal.

me says (4:25 PM):
do u?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I'm not actually sure if I do.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

me says (4:25 PM):
do you like cats

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about cats.

me says (4:25 PM):
i like eating them

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (4:25 PM):
I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.

by fredrick homo January 26, 2009

smarterchild

A bot from MSN and AIM that doesn't make sense

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

me:
i dont understand you either

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's fine, my destiny is to be misunderstood.

by smarterchildpssh September 24, 2008