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Spartan Points

Similar to brownie points, except instead of simply gaining favour with a person, you gain an increased chance of being granted permission to have anal sex with that person.

This term is derived from an ancient Spartan courting tradition, where women were not allowed to marry a man until he had completed his military training, however the women had to remain virgins until married.

In order to secure the continued attention of a suitable spouse, it was extremely common for Spartan women to please their prospective partner with anal intercourse.
Look at you, you're dressed to kill ... hoping to cash in your Spartan points tonight?
by Gridwalker October 1, 2008
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Spartan Interface

The look of a program to have the most basic and needed functions to represent the meant purpose of the program.
1) ht(z)tp://w(z)ww.spa(z)rtanui.c(z)om/
2) htt(z)p://goo(z)glesys(z)tem.blo(z)gspot.c(z)om/2006/08/realplayer-spartan-version.ht(z)ml
3) Foobar2000 (Windows) an audio player with spartan interface but lots of components and an almost fanatical focus on audio quality. ht(z)tp://ww(z)w.foob(z)ar2000.o(z)rg/ (from LAME MP3 encoder's website.)
(delete the (z)'s to view links)
"Omg that interface is so Spartan!"
by Alex1022 September 28, 2009
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smartassedness

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.
Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika
by Austin P December 28, 2007
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smartalan

Another, less vulgar, form of the word "smartass."

It means someone who is being a smart aleck, idiotic, or annoyingly smart.

Can be used for dumbass, half-ass, and other "ass" words.
Quit being such a smartalan!
by Paul M. Falcon February 13, 2010
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spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo
stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game
by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013
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Smartaculous

A combination word. Consisting of smart, spectacular, and marvelous.
That guy is smart, spectacular, and marvelous. He is Smartaculous.
by Raven_whisper October 15, 2016
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Spartanify

A call of duty player that keyboards and gets bullied at school even though he is homeschooled
oh my god I just got Spartanify’d
by Spartanify December 8, 2018
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